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British vets carry 'Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel'
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Judi Dench, Bill Nighy and Diana Hardcastle star in The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. - photo by Josh Terry
The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel is the kind of movie that wouldnt work without its cast. Its an ensemble piece that tries to cram half a dozen storylines into two hours, and the result is a film that feels bloated and thin at the same time.

Yet the nature of its cast a group of celebrated British veterans manages to shield the films flaws, and Second Best delivers a good time for its audience.

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel is a sequel to 2011s Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, the story of an Indian hotelier named Sonny Kapoor (Dev Patel) who created a haven for a colorful group of expatriate British pensioners. In this follow-up, Sonny is ready to take the next step in the development of his retirement empire.

Actually, hes taking a couple of next steps. In the first, Sonny is trying to find support to build a second hotel. To do so, he and Muriel (Maggie Smith), his tenant-turned-business partner, are lobbying the interests of an American developer named Ty Burley (David Strathairn). Burley has dispatched a hotel inspector to the Marigold, and Sonny suspects it is Guy Chambers (Richard Gere), a recent arrival who claims to be working on a novel.

The second step in Sonnys life is his pending marriage to Sunaina (Tina Desai). But thanks to his business pursuits and the threat of Kushal (Shazad Latif), a charismatic competitor who, according to Sonny, should be choking on the silver spoon in his mouth, wedded bliss feels light years away.

Thats plenty for a lighthearted film like this to deal with, but the Marigolds other tenants keep bringing additional courses to the table. Douglas (Bill Nighy) is wrestling with his affections for Evelyn (Judy Dench) while simultaneously fighting off the anglings of his estranged wife Jean (Penelope Wilton), who has arrived in town seeking a divorce. Madge (Celia Imrie) is juggling multiple suitors, and Norman (Ronald Pickup) is convinced that his girlfriend Carol (Diana Hardcastle) is cheating on him. Muriel and Evelyn are considering job offers, and even Guy gets his own subplot when Sonnys mother (Lillete Dubey) catches his eye.

Somehow the narrative holds together, and some sincere moments offset the feeling of bloat that sets in over the films two hours. Its hard to complain too much about seeing the likes of Nighy and Dench in action.

The British actors may be carrying most of the narrative weight, but The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel is awash in the vibrant colors of its Indian setting. The myriad stories weave through crowded markets and busy thoroughfares, and Indian music underscores and pulses through many scenes.

Ultimately, Second Best is exactly what youd expect it to be the next episode in the lives of the people you met in the first film. Theres plenty of charm and wit and character, and you can almost forgive the fact that one of the films primary storylines feels lifted from an old episode of John Cleeses Fawlty Towers TV show. Come to think of it, if theres to be a third best Marigold Hotel, it would be nice to have the Monty Python veteran on board.

The Second Best Marigold Hotel is rated PG for some profanity and mild sexual content.
Have You Seen This? Giant 1,000 lb. bear is made of nightmare juice
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Bears are terrifying. This giant bear is a walking-living nightmare. - photo by John Clyde


NIGHTMARE LAND Many of you know that I am not a big fan of bears. I know you think they're adorable, but I promise you won't think they're so cuddly and cute when they dismember you for kicks and then use your bones as toothpicks to get your Abercrombie shirt out of their teeth.

Sorry to get graphic, I'm just very passionate about this subject and the fact that we need to prepare for the Bearpocalypse. Bears hope to be our four-legged overlords and considering their brute strength, speed, all-terrain bodies and growing intelligence, it's going to be tough to stop Bearmageddon.

I had hope that we humans were still in control of our own destiny, but then I found this video that is straight out of a nightmare and now I fear for our kind.

This video is a year old and was taken in Alaska, the scariest place on earth due to the bear to human ratio. They call this bear 747 because he's the size of a passenger jet and if he decides to crash with you aboard there will be no survivors.

I know you're thinking 747 is a big cuddly mammal and when he scratches his back on that tree your eyes get all starry and your mouth starts making that, "ahhh" shape. Resist it. Fight it. Survive. 747 is using the tree to limber up to make sure he is poised and ready to take you down if you get a little too close.

Apparently, it's possible to take a bear tour to see 747 and others like him, and you can if that's your prerogative. People like to do stuff like that. Some people also like to hunt ghosts and perform seances because who doesn't want to live in an actual nightmare?

Please stay away from 747 and prepare yourself for the Bearpocalypse.