HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Jay-Z began marketing “Occupy All Streets” t-shirts Monday to cash in on the Occupy Wall Street movement.
He sells them for $22 but gives no royalties to the protesters.
You know the revolution’s over when the participants are making 10 bucks for every t-shirt and complaining about the 20 cents China charged them for the fabric.
The Supreme Court agreed Monday to rule on the constitutionality of the Health Care Reform law’s individual mandates.
People in both parties will be anxiously awaiting the court’s ruling.
If the Supreme Court upholds mandates, then Joe Paterno is off the hook.
Penn State sold a record 109,000 tickets to watch Saturday’s game after the firing of coach Joe Paterno.
There wasn’t much suspense in the game itself.
Everybody knows that the assistant coach’s favorite play is the Statute of Limitations.
Gloria Allred enlisted Chicago doctor Victor Zuckerman to back up his former girlfriend Sharon Bialek’s sex harassment claim against Herman Cain.
They’re out to get him.
Democrats believe any black guy who wears a hat like that thinks women are a commodity.
The White House handed a big no-bid contract to Siga Pharmaceuticals Monday for a smallpox vaccine.
It’s owned by donor Ron Perelman.
Smallpox was eradicated 30 years ago and the FDA ruled this is evidence that the donor’s new drug is safe and effective.
German TV aired a banned “Star Trek” episode in which Captain Kirk and Spock dress in Nazi uniforms to infiltrate a Nazi-run planet in order to overthrow it.
The other episodes are considered just fine.
Germany has no objections to pastel spandex and tights.
Hawaiian singer, Makana, sang an Occupy Wall Street protest song at President Obama’s Pac Rim dinner in Honolulu Sunday.
He sings it to fellow protesters in the park every day.
It’s an old Hawaii custom to welcome guests with a lei, a song and exposure to tuberculosis.
Nancy Pelosi was targeted by CBS’s “60 Minutes” Sunday for stock investments she and her husband made.
Their coincidence with legislation under her control looked like insider trading.
The only person who got in earlier than Nancy Pelosi did on Apple was Eve.
(Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.)